Hail to the Chief

The Presidential election is fast approaching. Our wonderfully unbiased media outlets have reigned supreme as Dan Rather has shown himself to be a nimrod, Brokaw is finally going to graze grass at the glue fields in December and Kerry continues to dodge, parry, spin, and twist like a marionette inhaling ether.


This election truly transcends party lines for anyone who is actually able to reason and see clearly can observe that there is a chasm the size of the elastic band on Oprah Winfrey's Speedo swimsuit between Bush and Kerry. Certainly they are both politicians and as such will disappoint when meander gives way to purpose. However, the caliber of both men cannot be weighed within a hundred thousand kilograms of comparison.

Those who vote for the socialistic infested Chihuahua mouthed Democrats should be ashamed of themselves and make one wish that public flogging were instituted as law for incorrigible stupidity.

I pray that those who even bother to vote do so with a bird in the Bush rather than the schnitzel in hand.