These Words, Phrases, and Sayings Burn Us! -Part. I
In the name of the Most Hated and Annoyingly Silly Words and Sayings Committee of America(MHASWSCA),I submit to you this list of gems:
1. Whatever
This classic quip speaks volumes about the apathetic and you-are-irrelevant-please-shuddup jolly rangers. When you refuse to communicate in a mature and interested fashion keep this Hall of Fame classic in your pocket for solid blathering rotation; a true favorite among the ME generation.
2. Talk to the Hand
This beauty is the kissing cousin of ‘Whatever’ but seems to find its roots in the ghetto byways of Urbana. Outstretching one’s arm and extending your palm (fingers up) into the opposing side’s face as yet another gesture of irrelevancy. “Hi, Uncle Fred, you don’t exist. My ears are blocked. Nana-nana boo-boo.”
3. ADD/ADHD
This tag finds its birth in the psycho-scam known as Attention Deficit Disorder. Hoodwinking hundreds of thousands of parents and educators into believing that their children possess some sort of genetic problem by medicating them with shaky meds and unproven danger drugs, this tagline is deeply disturbing. While some children do indeed have true organic brain deficiencies they represent an extremely small minute percentage of the population.
Discipline has been replaced by medication no matter what the screaming willy-wogs would like us to believe as they parade around in their Self-Esteem Uniforms peddling the latest positive integrationist nonsense.
He who spares his rod hates his son, But he who loves him disciplines him promptly. Proverbs 13:24
Where’s the loving woodshed when we need it?
More to come ...
1 Comments:
MrPeabody [forgot my password]. Wisdom and wit and poetry. wordsmith, you are, and a true Exposito of Scripture.
Monday, February 14, 2005
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