Oz and the Maggot B

Here we sit in a critical historic position.

Merely three short years ago we were catapulted into a horrific awareness of our own vulnerabilities as a terrorism policy was implemented in a post-911 attempt to deal with America’s jolted conscience. And so it is that the Presidential election is resting on the horizon calling us to decide. A decision that is making us choose a leader to courageously navigate our country through this treacherous and uncertain time. Choice A is a relatively conservative middle Republican, who with the wind to his back and an elephant tattoo on his buttocks, might be able to win the imitation Reagan leap frog contest and choice B is a socialistic, leftist-liberal who has enough treasonous blood to date Jane and enough pansies in his pockets to court Hillary. And so we sit.

Through the window we see never ending ripple rats lapping up every data dribble that oozes from the cold-busted media moguls script as they pontificate as though they knew all; yet, the rats are really just victims of Oz – the grand deceiver. They live in a fantasy camp rigged with boogie men and shock waves and skewed figures and statistics all designed to paint an impressionistic landscape that masquerades as a NASA model. All pixels, no meat- all flash, no ground- all Oz, no power. And so it is.

Those of us who know that B is a dolt, liar, infidel, maggot, traitor, chameleon, and indulgence peddler are taking anti-nausea medication every time we hear his name and the non-A crowds of blinded guidance are casting cement embankments on the edges of the ditch since the blind do lead the blind. And so we watch.

Logically consistent and rational thought that upholsters true thinking has become as useful in modern minds as rabbit ears for mp3 downloads. The culture is overloaded, undernourished, and under-thought. God save the syllogism Queen! And so we think.

I only hope that the A levers actually move as tenacity and discipline seem to find a back seat to polls and predictions. One must cast their vote and not fall victim to the pressuring pessimisms that seem to so easily beset those who want A. And so we pray. And so we pray.